(Source: caulcifer)
(Source: rachierachy)
why didn’t those dumbasses just listen to this beautiful man instead of fucking with everything 24/7…
bc theyre white
u know how they are
yeah i mean i never saw this movie but i wanna kiss this dude’s face
Best character ever made.
“My darling girl, when Ramses destroyed Syria, that was an accident. You are a catastrophe!”
(Source: stephhr)
I only gamble with my life, never my money.
(Source: vermillons)
Oh my GOD I love this movie.
There are so many awesome things that I’ve forgotten over the years, or never knew, and GAH. This is one of my favourite movies, yes it is.
“Know this: this creature is the bringer of death. He will never eat, he will never sleep, and he will never stop.” - Ardeth Bay | The Mummy (1999)
Ugh I feel like I need to take a hydrocortisone shower.
ohholyjesuswaspwaspwasplandedonmylegjesusfuckhatewaspshatehatehateu
So this bug’s been flipping the hell out on my screen, hidden beneath my wallscroll so I couldn’t see him, but I could HEAR the noisy fucker and it finally moved lower and it’s a mother-fucking LUNAR MOTH!!!
